What is the deal?

Microsoft is having a mid-life crisis and is looking for the right sports car to purchase before divorcing its wife of 20 years for a 23 year old blond.

Here are some other, better suggestions from some folks out there in internet land, courtesy of CNET.

I can see the commercials now…”What is the deal with these new operating systems? I mean, c’mon, who makes these damn things? Who are these people?”

Only time will tell…